After being so drunk and sleeping during the entire sun hours at the weekend, monday again!. So, today let's with a little bit of culture, but in a funny way. Last week, I was reading press when suddenly I arrived to a amusing and interesting article where it talked about weird laws. Most of them are out-dated but in theory they are current nowadays. I summarized to get the top 5 ones to show here. First, take a sit. then, we start:
1. Dring-Riding. The UK-Licensing Act of 1872 went to great lengths to cover all bases. The law say that anyone found drunk while in charge of any horse, cattle, carriage or steam engine could be banged up. One thing is clear here: the day that the government gave green light and accept this law, they were in bad mood and bad day, and surely it rained. Any way, the law is still in effect, so, remember: for the next time you have a couple of gin tonics, announce you are "fine" and clamber aboard your trusty steamroller.
2. Chocolate. there is a very old UK Act that proclaim that is illegal for women to eat chocolate on public transport. Oh, c'mon, could it be posible? I love chocolate through and through and I can't believe that. Personally I have ate sometimes in the tube while my way at home. Why it is forbidden? In some things english people are so advanced but in others....
3. Sex in the saddle. After motorcycle became famous and red-blooded speed freaks started to use the sensual look of the mix of tight leather, throbbing engines and shiny helmets to have sex on it, London Government thought that it was good idea to make it illegal. So, don't get any idea about taking your two-wheeler to that lay-by because some one could have the wonderful idea of call the police and you will be fined for sure.
4. Dying. You can't chose when or where are you going to die, aren`t you? Because it seems like english people can do that. There is a particular law that proclaim it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. The building is considered a royal palace, therefore the deceased would be entitled to a state funeral.
5. Be a normal child. There is a law that ban some games, most of them street games, like flying kites, playing annoying games or sliding in snow. Too bloody right, there is nothing more borderline criminal than kids having fun!
So, how is your face after reading that? Definitely, some english people are actually crazy!
Take care :)